Where a Driver is From
One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: Chicago.
One hand on wheel, one finger out window: New York.
One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across
all lanes of traffic: New Jersey.
One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf
cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, with
gun in lap: Los Angeles.
Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
quivering in terror: Ohio, but driving in California.
Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator,
head turned to talk to someone in back seat: Italy.
One hand on latte, one knee on wheel, cradling cell
phone, foot on brake, mind on radio game: Seattle.
One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on
brake, throwing McDonald's bag out the window: Texas.
Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear
window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to
antenna: West Virginia.
Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane
with the left blinker on: Florida.
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