Why Thoughts

  1. When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?

  2. Why is it called a "drive through" if you have to stop?

  3. Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldn't they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?

  4. Why are things "typed-up" but "written down"?

  5. Why is stealing from one book plagiarism, but stealing from many books research?

  6. If somebody vanished without a trace, how do people know they are missing?

  7. How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty people for Miss America?

  8. Is it possible to scream at the bottom of your lungs?

  9. When you put 'THE' and 'IRS' together, it forms 'THEIRS'. Coincidence? I think not?

  10. Is there anything easier done than said?

  11. Isn't it ominous to put your tax returns in the mail box and then put-up the little red flag?

  12. Do sheep get static cling when they rub against one another?

  13. Why would superman want to leap over tall buildings in a single bound if he can fly?

  14. Do dumped farmers get John Deere letters?

  15. If one man says, "it was an uphill battle," and another says, "it went downhill from there," how could they both be having troubles?

  16. Did Noah keep his bees in archives?

  17. If a water spins clockwise when it drains in the northern hemisphere, and water spins counterclockwise when it drains in the southern hemisphere... which way does it spin at the equator?

  18. If it's zero degrees outside today and it's supposed to be twice as cold tomorrow, how cold is it going to be?
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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