Wife Going Deaf?
A fellow goes to the doctor and says, "I'm really
worried about my wife. I ask her a question and
she never answers. I think she's going deaf."
"That's possible," answers the doctor. "But in order
to help, we'll have to determine the extent of her
hearing problem. I suggest that you run a little test
to see how bad the problem really is."
At that point the doctor gave him instructions. The
next day the two are out on the golf course. She's
plum-bobbing a putt, and he steps 15 feet away
from her and asks, "Which way do you think it will
He steps 5 feet closer and asks the same question,
and still no answer.
Again 5 feet closer, and again still no answer. Finally
he moves to within inches of her ear and asks, "Which
way do you think it will break?"
She snaps, "For the fourth and final time, I think the
darn thing breaks to the left!"
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' (JdJ@yahoogroups.com) ]