Mark Twain quote on a T-shirt: 'I have never let my schooling interfere with my education'.

Wise Sayings

  1. There is always death and taxes; however death doesn't get worse every year.

  2. People will accept your ideas much more readily if you tell them that Benjamin Franklin said it first.

  3. Anything free is worth what you pay for it.

  4. If it ain't broke, fix it till it is.

  5. In just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.

  6. Life is an endless struggle full of frustrations and challenges, but eventually you find a hair stylist you like.

  7. You're getting old when you get the same sensation from a rocking chair that you once got from a roller coaster.

  8. One of life's mysteries is how a two pound box of candy can make a woman gain five pounds.

  9. The real art of conversation is not only to say the right thing at the right time, but also to leave unsaid the wrong thing at the tempting moment.

  10. Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.

  11. Age doesn't always bring wisdom, sometimes age comes alone.

  12. Life not only begins at forty, it begins to show.

  13. You don't stop laughing because you grow old, you grow old because you stop laughing.

  14. Talk is cheap because supply exceeds demand.
[ Author unknown - received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift' ( ]

Email Friend.     - More Humor -     Print Page.

Cartoons   Daily Inspiration   HOME   Messages   Poems   Quotes   Stories  

Inspirational Humor     SkyWriting.Net     All Rights Reserved.