A WASHINGTON POST columnist runs a column each summer listing interesting "WOMEN'S T-shirts" seen at the Ocean City, Maryland beach.
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I CHILDPROOFED MY HOUSE, BUT THEY STILL GET IN.
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(On the front) 60 IS NOT OLD. (On the back) IF YOU'RE A TREE.
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I'M STILL HOT... IT JUST COMES IN FLASHES.
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AT MY AGE, "GETTING LUCKY" MEANS FINDING MY CAR IN THE PARKING LOT.
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MY REALITY CHECK JUST BOUNCED.
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LIFE IS SHORT. MAKE FUN OF IT.
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I'M NOT 50. I'M $49.95 PLUS TAX.
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ANNAPOLIS--A DRINKING TOWN WITH A SAILOR PROBLEM.
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I NEED SOMEBODY BAD... ARE YOU BAD?
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PHYSICALLY PFFFFFT!
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BUCKLE UP. IT MAKES IT HARDER FOR THE ALIENS TO SNATCH YOU FROM YOUR CAR.
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I'M NOT A SNOB. I'M JUST BETTER THAN YOU ARE.
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IT'S MY CAT'S WORLD. I'M JUST HERE TO OPEN CANS.
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EARTH IS THE INSANE ASYLUM OF THE UNIVERSE.
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KEEP STARING; I MAY DO A TRICK.
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WE GOT RID OF THE KIDS. THE CAT WAS ALLERGIC.
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DANGEROUSLY UNDER-MEDICATED.
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MY MIND WORKS LIKE LIGHTNING. ONE BRILLIANT FLASH, AND IT'S GONE.
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EVERY TIME I HEAR THE DIRTY WORD "EXERCISE," I WASH MY MOUTH OUT WITH CHOCOLATE.
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CATS REGARD PEOPLE AS WARM-BLOODED FURNITURE.
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LIVE YOUR LIFE SO THAT WHEN YOU DIE, THE PREACHER WILL NOT HAVE TO TELL LIES AT YOUR FUNERAL.
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IN GOD WE TRUST. ALL OTHERS WE POLYGRAPH.
