Women's Anti-Stress Diet
This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women
cope with the stress that builds up during the day.
1 slice whole-wheat toast
1 cup skim milk
small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey kiss
the rest of the kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping
4 bottles of pop
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 snickers bars
LATE NIGHT SNACK
1 whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake
(eaten directly from the freezer)
STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"
Send this to all the women you know or ever knew,
and you will immediately lose 10 pounds.
[ Author unknown -- from Anne Clouse, via Tim Davis ]
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