Women's Anti-Stress Diet

This is a specially formulated diet designed to help women
cope with the stress that builds up during the day.



BREAKFAST

1 grapefruit

1 slice whole-wheat toast

1 cup skim milk



LUNCH

small portion lean, steamed chicken with a cup of spinach

1 cup herbal tea

1 Hershey kiss



AFTERNOON TEA

the rest of the kisses in the bag

1 tub of Hagen Daas ice cream with choc-chip topping



DINNER

4 bottles of pop

2 loaves garlic bread

1 family size supreme pizza

3 snickers bars



LATE NIGHT SNACK

1 whole frozen Sarah Lee cheesecake

(eaten directly from the freezer)



REMEMBER:

STRESSED SPELLED BACKWARDS IS "DESSERTS"



Send this to all the women you know or ever knew,
and you will immediately lose 10 pounds.

[ Author unknown -- from Anne Clouse, via Tim Davis ]