• Yankee Dogs--Southern Dawgs

    A Translation Of Yankee Dogs To Southern Dawgs
    1. (Yankee) German Shepherd Dog
      (Southern) Poh-leece Dawg

    2. (Yankee) Poodle
      (Southern) Circus Dawg

    3. (Yankee) St. Bernard
      (Southern) "Thank Gawd, Here Comes The Whiskey Dawg"

    4. (Yankee) Doberman Pinscher
      (Southern-2 versions) Bad Dawg, or Dobimin Pinches

    5. (Yankee) Beagle
      (Southern) Rabbit Dawg

    6. (Yankee) Rottweiler
      (Southern) Bad Dawg AND Mean As Heck Dawg. Good dawg to guard the still.

    7. (Yankee) Yellow Lab
      (Southern) Ol' Yeller Dawg

    8. (Yankee) Black Lab (Southern) Duck fetchin' Dawg

    9. (Yankee) Greyhound
      (Southern) Greased Lightnin' Dawg

    10. (Yankee) Malinois
      (Southern) Another kind of Poh-leece Dawg

    11. (Yankee) Blue Ticks, Red Bones, etc.
      (Southern) Prize Coon Dawgs

    12. (Yankee) Pekinese
      (Southern) Mop Dawg

    13. (Yankee) Chinese Crested
      (Southern) Nekkid Dawg

    14. (Yankee) Dachshund
      (Southern) Wienie Dawg

    15. (Yankee) Siberian Husky
      (Southern) Sled-Pullin' Dawg

    16. (Yankee) Bouvier, Komondor
      (Southern) "What The Heck Kinda Dawg Is That?"

    17. (Yankee) Great Dane, Mastiff
      (Southern) Danged BIG Dawg

    18. (Yankee) Any dog that raids the hen house
      (Southern) Egg-Suckin' Dawg

    19. (Yankee) Any lazy dog
      (Southern) Good fer nothin' Dawg

    20. (Yankee) Any dog that's dead & buried & gone to Rainbow Bridge
      (Southern) Best danged Dawg I ever had
    [ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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