You Might Be An Engineer

You Might Be An Engineer If . . .

  • Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend or upgrading your computers RAM is a moral dilemma.

  • You take a cruise so you can go on a personal tour of the engine room.

  • The sales people at the local computer store can't answer any of your questions.

  • You bought your wife a new CD-ROM drive for her birthday.

  • You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.

  • You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own handwriting.

  • You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and parallel.

  • You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.

  • You have more friends on the Internet than in real life.

  • You know what http:// stands for.

  • You look forward to Christmas so you can put the kids' toys together.

  • You see a good design and still have to change it.

  • You window shop at Radio Shack.

  • Your laptop computer costs more than your car.

  • Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea what you do at work.

  • You've already calculated how much you make per second.

  • You've tried to repair a $5 radio.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'The Funny Bone' ( ]


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