You Might Be An Engineer, version II

You Might Be An Engineer If . . . .
  1. You know vector calculus but you can't remember how to do long division.

  2. You chuckle whenever anyone says "centrifugal force."

  3. You've actually used every single function on your graphing calculator.

  4. It is sunny and 70 degrees outside, and you are working on a computer.

  5. You frequently whistle the theme song to "MacGyver."

  6. You have a pet named after a scientist.

  7. You laugh at jokes about mathematicians.

  8. You can translate English into Binary.

  9. You can't remember what's behind the door at the lab that says "Exit."

  10. You avoid doing anything because you don't want to contribute to the eventual heat-death of the universe.

  11. You consider ANY non-engineering course "easy."

  12. When your professor asks you where your homework is, you claim to have accidentally determined its momentum so precisely that, according to Heisenberg, it could be anywhere in the universe.

  13. You'll assume that a "horse" is a "sphere" in order to make the math easier.

  14. The blinking 12:00 on someone's VCR draws you in like a tractor beam to fix it.

  15. The salesperson at Circuit City can't answer any of your questions.

  16. You can't help eavesdropping in computer stores... and correcting the salesperson.

  17. You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards to see how they do the special effects.

  18. You have a habit of destroying things in order to see how they work.

  19. You've even calculated how much you make per second.

  20. Your favorite James Bond character is "Q".

  21. You understood more than five of these jokes.
[ Author Unknown -- received from 'Pastor Tim' ( ]

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