Signs You Watch Too Much TV
#10 - You end telephone conversations with the phrase,
"You are the weakest link. Goodbye!"
#9 - You wonder why the people at TV guide have never
won the Pulitzer Prize.
#8 - Your lifelong dream is to say "Live from New York,
its Saturday Night!!"
#7 - Every time someone angers you, you threaten to "vote
them off the island" the next chance you get.
#6 - You wonder if the dog from "Frasier" will ever be as
big as Lassie.
#5 - You write angry letters in Klingon to the producers
of Star Trek wondering why the hell Seven of Nine
doesn't get more face time.
#4 - You wonder if today is the day the coyote finally
catches the roadrunner
#3 - You end every conversation with "And that's the
bottom line, cause (insert your name here) said so."
#2 - You honestly believe that you can pass medical
school based solely on your knowledge from watching "ER".
And the number one reason you know you've been watching
too much TV . . . .
#1 - Every time someone answers one of your questions,
you ask, "Is that your final answer?"
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]
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