Yugo Musings

There's a new book out called "The Yugo," which prompted me to look for, and share, some Yugo jokes . . .

• What's included in every Yugo owner's manual?
  A bus schedule.
  
  
• What is the name "Yugo" short for?
  "You go call the tow truck, and I'll stay here with the car."
  
  
• Why does a Yugo have a rear window defroster?
  To keep your hands warm while you push it in winter.
  
  
• How do you make a Yugo go faster?
  Call a towtruck.
  
  
• What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?
  Passengers.
  
  
• Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a
  push-by shooting incident.
  
  
• The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.
  
  
• A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for
  my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."
  
  
• How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
  Push it over a cliff.
  
  
• How do you double the value of a Yugo?
  Fill the tank with gas.
  
  
• What do you call a Yugo on the top of the hill?
  A miracle.
  
  
• What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris?
  ~ A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
  ~ A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.
  
  
• The new Yugo comes with a tow package.
  It's in the front.
  
  
• What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
  Totalled.

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]