Yugo Musings

There's a new book out called "The Yugo," which prompted me to look for, and share, some Yugo jokes . . .
  • What's included in every Yugo owner's manual?
    A bus schedule.

  • What is the name "Yugo" short for?
    "You go call the tow truck, and I'll stay here with the car."

  • Why does a Yugo have a rear window defroster?
    To keep your hands warm while you push it in winter.

  • How do you make a Yugo go faster?
    Call a towtruck.

  • What do you call the shock absorbers inside a Yugo?

  • Two guys in a Yugo were arrested last night in Oakland following a
    push-by shooting incident.

  • The new Yugo has an air bag. When you sense an impending accident, start pumping real fast.

  • A friend went to a dealer the other day and said, "I'd like a gas cap for
    my Yugo." The dealer replied, "Okay. Sounds like a fair trade."

  • How can you get a Yugo to do 60 miles an hour?
    Push it over a cliff.

  • How do you double the value of a Yugo?
    Fill the tank with gas.

  • What do you call a Yugo on the top of the hill?
    A miracle.

  • What do Yugos have in common with Ferarris?
    ~ A Ferarri can go from 0 to 60 in 4 seconds.
    ~ A Yugo can go from 0 to 4 in 60 seconds.

  • The new Yugo comes with a tow package.
    It's in the front.

  • What do you call a Yugo with a flat tire?
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Buffalos Chips' (buffalos-g-jokes.yahoogroups.com) ]

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