God's Billboard

1. INVITE ME ALONG ON THIS SUMMER'S VACATION... I TRAVEL LIGHT - GOD
   
   
2. THERE IS A ME!!! PASS IT ON - GOD
   
   
3. SPECIAL "LIFETIME OFFER," FREE UNLIMITED AIR TIME, CALL ME - GOD
   
   
4. MOTHER THERESSA SENDS HER REGARDS - GOD
   
   
5. IF SOMEONE IS STANDING BETWEEN YOU & ME, GUESS WHO'S CLOSER TO ME - GOD
   
   
6. I'M NOW PRAYING AT A CHURCH NEAR YOU, WON'T YOU JOIN ME? - GOD
   
   
7. I'M A GOOD LISTENER - GOD
   
   
8. I TOLD NOAH TO SWAT ONE OF THOSE TWO MOSQUITOES - GOD
   
   
9. DON'T BE AFRAID... I'LL KEEP A LIGHT ON FOR YOU - GOD
   
   
10. I NEVER SAID IT WOULD BE EASY, I SAID I WOULD GO WITH YOU - GOD
    
    
11. THE KIDS NEED HELP... PLEASE ALLOW ME BACK INTO THE SCHOOLS - GOD
    
    
12. "QUALITY TIME?" HOW ABOUT AN HOUR EACH WEEK, AT MY HOUSE - GOD
    
    
13. NEED A FRIEND? I'M AVAILABLE - GOD
    
    
14. TONIGHT... TRY TURNING THE T.V. OFF, AND YOUR FAMILY ON - GOD
    
    
15. CAN'T SLEEP? BEFORE YOU COUNT THE SHEEP... HAVE A LITTLE CHAT WITH THE SHEPHERD - GOD
    
    
16. GOODNESS KNOWS!!! - GOD
    
    
17. TO ALL THE "MEN" DRIVING OUT THERE WHO ARE LOST; PULL OVER, AND I'LL GIVE YOU DIRECTIONS - GOD
    
    
18. TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF... UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN - GOD
    
    
19. MY BLESSINGS ARE NOT ALWAYS IN "DISGUISE" - WOULD YOU RECOGNIZE ONE? - GOD
    
    
20. TO ALL THE UNBORN, I LOVE YOU... I LOVE YOU... I LOVE YOU... - GOD
    
    
21. IF YOU LOVE SOMEONE, TELL THEM... THATS WHAT I ALWAYS DO - GOD
    
    
22. LET'S ALL GO OUT AND DO, A "RANDOM ACT OF KINDNESS" - GOD
    
    
23. IF "TIME IS MONEY," COULD YOU LOAN YOUR KIDS A FEW DOLLARS... TO BUY SOME OF YOURS - GOD
    
    
24. LOVE IN TENNIS MEANS 'NOTHING'. BUT LOVE FROM ME MEANS "EVERYTHING" - GOD
    
    
25. WHY WAIT? GIVE THEM THE FLOWERS NOW, WHILE THEY CAN STILL KNOW, LOVE, AND APPRECIATE THEM - GOD
    
    
26. DID YOU FIND MY "KEYS?" - GOD
    
    
27. CALL YOUR MOM - GOD
    
    
28. IF YOU NEED ME... I'LL BE IN THE "LOST AND FOUND" AREA, FOR AWHILE - GOD
    
    
29. WITHOUT THE SON, THERE MIGHT BE TOTAL DARKNESS IN THE WORLD - GOD
    
    
30. CHILDREN OF MINE. YOU ARE A CHILD OF MINE. PLEASE CALL HOME. - GOD
    
    
31. BE GENTLE WITH YOURSELF - EVEN I COULDN'T DO IT ALL IN ONE DAY; ONE PROJECT TOOK SIX DAYS - GOD
    
    
32. *"Will the road you're on get you to my place?".... God
    
    
33. *"Come and meet at my house before the game Sunday"... God
    
    
34. *You know that "love thy neighbor" thing? I meant that.... God
    
    
35. *Keep using my name in vain, I'll make rush hour longer.... God
    
    
36. *C'mon over and bring the kids.... God
    
    
37. *What part of "Thou Shalt Not..." didn't you understand?... God
    
    
38. *We need to talk.... God
    
    
39. *Loved the wedding, invite me to the marriage.... God
    
    
40. *I love you and you and you and you and..... God
    
    
41. *Follow me.... God
    
    
42. *Big bang theory, you've got to be kidding.... God
    
    
43. *My way is the highway.... God
    
    
44. *Need directions?... God
    
    
45. *You think it's hot here?... God
    
    
46. *Have you read my #1 best seller? There will be a test.... God
    
    
47. *Do you have any idea where you're going?... God
    
    
48. *Don't make me come down there.... God
    
    
49. *I don't doubt your existence.... God
    
    
50. *Tell the kids I love them!..... God
    
    
51. *Is the road your on taking you to my place?.... God
    
    
52. USE ONE OF YOUR "LIFE LINES" - I'M WAITING FOR YOUR CALL - GOD
    
    
53. THIS FATHER'S DAY, GIVE MY BEST TO YOUR DAD - GOD
    
    
54. IT'S GOING TO BE A LONG NIGHT... IF YOU LIKE, I'LL SIT WITH YOU AWHILE, AND WE CAN TALK - GOD
    
    
55. A DOZEN ROSES YOU SEE IN THE STORE, OR A BUNCH OF DANDELIONS CLENCHED IN A CHUBBY LITTLE FIST - PICK ONE, AND THEN GIVE DAD A HUG, FROM BOTH OF US - GOD
    
    
56. I WOULD NEVER TAKE "YOUR" NAME IN VAIN - GOD
    
    
57. "TEENS" SAY, I'LL BE "HAPPY" WHEN MY "LIFE" STARTS!!!.... GUESS WHAT? - GOD
    
    
58. WHEN YOU DO SOMETHING WRONG - I'M HERE TO TELL YOU .... - GOD
    
    
59. LOVED YOUR "BUMPER STICKER" - HOWEVER, I'M THE PILOT, NOT THE CO-PILOT - GOD
    
    
60. Life is fragile, handle with prayer.
    
    
61. We're all invited to a heavenly feast but we must R.S.V.P.!
    
    
62. Don't put a question mark where God put a period.
    
    
63. God loves everyone, but probably prefers 'fruits of the spirit' over 'religious nuts'!
    
    
64. God grades on the cross, not the curve.
    
    
65. God doesn't want shares of your life, He wants a controlling interest!
    
    
66. His pain is your gain!
    
    
67. WARNING: Exposure to the Son may 'prevent' burning!
    
    
68. GOD is like Hallmark cards: HE cared enough to send the very best.
    
    
69. "Rapture -- the only way to fly"!
    
    
70. God gives every bird its food, but He does not throw it into its nest.
    
    
71. For all you do, his bloods for you!
    
    
72. T.G.I.F. -- Thank God I'm Forgiven.
    
    
73. Jesus, don't leave earth without Him!
    
    
74. Christ's return is near -- Don't miss it for the world!
    
    
75. Seven days without prayer makes one 'weak'.
    
    
76. Patience is a virtue which carries a lot of 'wait'.
    
    
77. Get Right or get Left!
    
    
78. Read the bible. It's user-friendly, plus 24/7 tech support is available.
    
    
79. GODISNOWHERE (now read it again -- carefully).
    
    
80. If your bible is falling apart, chances are your life is staying together.
    
    
81. In case of nuclear attack -- the ban on praying in school is lifted.
    
    
82. Free Life & Fire Insurance -- Inquire A.S.A.P.
    
    
83. Lord, help me get up when I fall. I can fall by myself.
    
    
84. Christians can be a light in the world, but the switch has to be turned-on.
    
    
85. This is a Sign from God.
    
    
86. Wise men still seek Him.
    
    
87. Sleep peacefully, God is awake.
    
    
88. No matter how much you nurse a grudge it won't get better.
    
    
89. Start living to beat hell.
    
    
90. If some people lived up to their ideals they would be stooping.
    
    
91. Pray up in advance.
    
    
92. {Seen at an Arizona church in August} You think it's hot HERE?
    
    
93. What on earth are you doing for heaven's sake?
    
    
94. Aspire to inspire before you expire.
    
    
95. When down in the mouth, remember Jonah. He came out alright.
    
    
96. Fight truth decay. . . study the Bible daily.
    
    
97. Where will you spend eternity? Smoking or non-smoking?
    
    
98. Come, work for the Lord. The work is hard, the hours long and the pay is low. But the retirement benefits are out of this world.
    
    
99. I was going to waste, but Jesus recycled me.
    
    
100. Our arms are the only ones God has to hug His children.
     
     
101. It is unlikely there'll be a reduction in the wages of sin.
     
     
102. Do not wait for the hearse to take you to church.
     
     
103. If you're headed in the wrong direction, God allows U-turns.
     
     
104. This is a ch__ch. What is missing?
     
     
105. It wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.
     
     
106. K-mart is not the only saving place.
     
     
107. If you can't sleep, don't count sheep. Talk to the Shepherd.
     
     
108. NOBODY READS BILLBOARDS, DO THEY? - GOD
     
     
109. BEEN TAKEN FOR GRANTED?.... I KNOW HOW YOU FEEL - GOD
     
     
110. IF YOU'RE JUDGING "ME".... YOU HAVE IT ALL BACKWARDS - GOD
     
     
111. CAN I RECOMMEND A "GOOD BOOK" FOR THIS SUMMER'S READING - GOD
     
     
112. DID YOU GET MY MESSAGE? - GOD
     
     
113. "SELF HELP" LESSONS, NEXT WEEK, AT MY HOUSE - COME AS YOU ARE - GOD
     
     
114. COULD YOU MAKE ME SMILE TODAY - GOD
     
     
115. "PEACE ON EARTH," SAY IT ONCE, SAY IT AGAIN.... NOW LIVE IT - GOD
     
     
116. FAMILY MATTERS - GOD
     
     
117. REMEMBER, CARS ARE NOT THE ONLY THINGS TO BE RECALLED BY THEIR MAKER - GOD
     
     
118. ON THE ROAD TO MY PLACE... YOUR MILEAGE MAY VARY; READ THE "MANUAL" - GOD
     
     
119. I'M STILL HERE -- WHERE ARE YOU? - GOD
     
     
120. WHEN YOU TUCKED IN THE KIDS TONIGHT.... DID YOU COUNT YOUR BLESSINGS? - GOD
     
     
121. IF YOU'RE "ALIVE," YOU'RE NOT READY TO "RETIRE" - GOD
     
     
122. YOU'RE ALL EQUAL IN MY EYES... WHY AREN'T YOU ALL EQUAL IN YOURS? - GOD
     
     
123. BELIEVE IN MIRACLES... I DO MIRACLES - GOD
     
     
124. HAVE YOU OPENED YOUR HEART LATELY... TO SOMEONE ELSE? - GOD
     
     
125. Dusty Bibles lead to Dirty Lives.
     
     
126. God so loved the world that He did NOT send a committee.
     
     
127. If you don't like the way you were born, try being 'born again'.
     
     
128. Forbidden fruit creates many jams.
     
     
129. In the dark? Follow the Son.
     
     
130. Give God what's right -- not what's left.
     
     
131. A lot of kneeling will keep you in good standing.
     
     
132. He who kneels before God can stand before anyone!
     
     
133. Prayer - don't give God instructions - just report for duty.
     
     
134. Kindness is difficult to give away because it keeps coming back.
     
     
135. Worry is the darkroom in which "negatives" are developed.
     
     
136. Give Satan an inch and he'll be a ruler.
     
     
137. For all you do, His blood's for you!
     
     
138. Be ye fishers of men. You catch them and He will clean them.
     
     
139. God doesn't call the qualified. He qualifies the called.
     
     
140. If God is your Co-pilot, you'd better swap seats!
     
     
141. Why worry when you can pray?
     
     

[ Idea and starting material by: Ray Blank - Plus: *Anonymous, Teresa, Al, and Many Others ]