No moving parts, no batteries.
No monthly payments and no fees;
Inflation proof, nontaxable,
In fact, it's quite relaxable;
It can't be stolen, won't pollute,
One size fits all, do not dilute.
It uses little energy,
But yields results enormously.
Relieves your tension and your stress,
Invigorates your happiness;
Combats depression, makes you beam,
And elevates your self esteem!
Your circulation it corrects -
without unpleasant side effects.
~ ~ ~ ~ ~
It is, I think, the perfect drug:
May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug!
(and, of course, it's fully returnable!)
[ Unknown -- from Aiken Drum ]
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