Things Every Couple Should Know

1. Do not yell at one another unless the house is on fire.
   
   
2. Showering together saves water.
   
   
3. The correct answer to "Do you love me?" is not "I married you, didn't I?"
   
   
4. Have a regular date night.
   
   
5. If you slow dance in your underwear ... do it in private.
   
   
6. Scrabble has been known to ignite arguments. (See rule #1)
   
   
7. Major house projects may need to be followed by marital counseling.
   
   
8. You're never too old for crazy (or colored) underwear.
   
   
9. The silent treatment was invented by a kindergartner.
   
   
10. Read the "Song of Solomon" together.
    
    
11. Love begins in the morning with the way you talk to each other and treat each other.
    
    
12. Schedule your mid-life crisis.
    
    
13. Enjoy making up after a quarrel.
    
    
14. Be spontaneous. Tickling never goes out of style.
    
    
15. Find humor in negative situations.
    
    
16. Eat cookie dough in bed together at least once a year.
    
    
17. For Heaven's Sake, get a lock on the bedroom door or a "Do Not Disturb" sign!
    
    
18. True love means valuing your spouse as much as God does.
    

[ Author Unknown -- from 'Colorado Comments' ]