Wisdom from Grandpa
Whether a man winds up with a nest egg,
or a goose egg, depends a lot on the kind
of chick he marries.
Trouble in marriage often starts when a
man gets so busy earnin' his salt, that he
forgets his sugar.
Too many couples marry for better, or for
worse, but not for good.
When a man marries a woman, they
become one; but the trouble starts
when they try to decide which one.
If a man has enough horse sense to
treat his wife like a thoroughbred, she
will never turn into an old nag.
On anniversaries, the wise husband
always forgets the past - but never the
A foolish husband says to his wife,
"Honey, you stick to the washin', ironin',
cookin', and scrubbin'. No wife of mine
is gonna work."
The bonds of matrimony are a good
investment, only when the interest is
Many girls like to marry a military man - he
can cook, sew, and make beds, and is in
good health, and he's already used to taking
Eventually you will reach a point when you stop
lying about your age, and start bragging about it.
The older we get, the fewer things seem worth
waiting in line for.
Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me, I want people to know "why" I look this
way. I've traveled a long way and some of the
roads weren't paved.
How old would you be if you didn't know how
old you are?
When you are dissatisfied and would like to go
back to your youth, remember about Algebra.
I don't know how I got over the hill without
getting to the top.
One of the many things no one tells you about
aging is that it is such a nice change from
Ah, being young is beautiful, but being old is
Old age is when former classmates are so
gray and wrinkled and bald, they don't
If you don't learn to laugh at trouble, you won't
have anything to laugh at when you are old.
[ Author Unknown -- from 'LAB Laughs' (LABLaughs@LABLaughs.com) ]
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