A Wabbit Weeqwest

Hear ye, hear ye, hear ye!
Be it hereby known and understood!
Cawwots are for Wabbits, people ~
Not for humans!  That's not good!
 
Cwuel cwowds are munching cawwots
in a snack or woast beef stew,
Cwisp, fwesh cawwots served with gween peas,
weelly folks, that's bad for you!
 
Cawwot sticks are pwanned in diets,
cwazies cwunch them for pwain fun,
Mommies pwace them in bwown lunch bags,
joggers chew them on the wun!
 
Cawwots make your nose more wosey,
twuely, don't you wee-alize ~
You'll gwow buckteeth, turn all fwuffy,
you'll gwow beady widdle eye!
 
Cawwots gwow your whiskers bwighter,
make your ears fwop in the bweeze ~
Cawwots are for BUNNY WABBITS!!!
WESCUE CAWWOTS!
PWEEEZE!  PWEEEZE!!  PWEEEZE!!!

~ Connie ~


The rabbit has a charming face,
its private life is a disgrace,
I really dare not name to you,
the awful things that rabbits do.
~Author unknown~

[ by: Connie Hinnen Cook Copyright © 2006 (cjcook@mynewroads.com) -- from Connie Hinnen Cook ]