Perfect Gift

No moving parts, no batteries.

No monthly payments and no fees;

Inflation proof, nontaxable,

In fact, it's quite relaxable;

It can't be stolen, won't pollute,

One size fits all, do not dilute.

It uses little energy,

But yields results enormously.

Relieves your tension and your stress,

Invigorates your happiness;

Combats depression, makes you beam,

And elevates your self esteem!

Your circulation it corrects -

without unpleasant side effects.

~ ~ ~ ~ ~

It is, I think, the perfect drug:

May I prescribe, my friend,... the hug!

(and, of course, it's fully returnable!)

[ Unknown -- from Aiken Drum ]


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