I'm learning a foreign language now,
it's called computerese...
From "Byte" to "Baud" to "CD Rom"
and "Modem" ~ if you please.
I'm more PC-linguistic now,
at first the words seemed odd...
Like "IBM Thinkpads
networking at 56k baud."
Or, "DVD Recordable
And "dub-dub-dub" or "web host"
or "computer down-repair."
I'm getting quite proficient now,
I download till I doze...
And everywhere that Connie is,
her "Dummies" manual goes.
Each day you'll find me on the Web,
my mind is in a tizzy...
Don't try to phone from 9 till numb,
my line is always busy.
A power-user? Well, not quite,
but, hey! I ain't no flunky...
A keyboard wizard still online,
a real computer junkie!
I have a computer
but I lost my drive. ;)
[ by: Connie Hinnen Cook (firstname.lastname@example.org) -- from Connie Hinnen Cook ]
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