Here's to GUY'S

I bought GUY'S chips
'cause they don't fail,
But to my shock
the chips were stale!

My teeth were set
for crunchy chips
Fresh from the bag
straight to my lips.

I wanted noise,
I wanted sound ~
Yet naught but silence
did abound.

Limp and greasy!
Tasteless, flat!
Wilted chips
fit for a rat!

As Dr. Seuss
would sadly say,
"These chips are blah!
Take them away! ~

"If these were all
I had to eat
Green Eggs and Ham
would be a treat!"

I asked myself,
how can this be?
Bad chips from GUY'S?
What?! No-siree!

The bag says: "Fresh!
Mouth-watering good!"
But these chips taste
as "fresh" as wood!

So now I'm sending
you this note...
You wanted comments,
so I wrote.

No matter what,
the how's and why's,
We can't have chips
like this from GUY'S.

No matter who
or what's to blame,
We can't have folks
defile this name.

For GUY'S unique!
And, as you see,
That special name
belongs to me!

So, "Here's to GUY'S!"
A must for lunch!
And let me taste
their crispy crunch!

Just make 'em fresh
and you will see:
I'm proud you share
GUY'S name with me!


--Connie
aka Mrs. GUY Cook


"A good name is more desirable
than great riches."
(Proverbs 22:1a, NIV)


P.S. ~ GUY'S Chips responded to
this with an adorable letter
and a great sense of humor!
AND, free coupons!!! :)

[ by: Connie Hinnen Cook (cjcook@mynewroads.com) -- from Connie Hinnen Cook ]