Funny T-Shirts

1. "Real Men Don't Waste Their Hormones Growing Hair." (seen on bald man)
   
   
2. "Upon the Advice of My Attorney, My Shirt Bears No Message at This Time."
   
   
3. "That's It! I'm Calling Grandma!" - (seen on an 8 year old)
   
   
4. "Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grew Up."
   
   
5. "My Husband and I Married for Better or Worse - He Couldn't Do Better and I Couldn't Do Worse."
   
   
6. "I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts - Do You Want Fries With That?"
   
   
7. "Party - My Crib - Two A.M." (On a baby-size shirt)
   
   
8. "The trouble with life is there's no background music."
   
   
9. "Two rights do not make a wrong. They make an airplane."
   
   
10. "MOP AND GLOW - Floor wax used by Three Mile Island cleanup team."
    
    
11. "Filthy, Stinking, Rich.... Well, Two Out of Three Ain't Bad."

[ Author Unknown -- received from Chris Long (chris@laughandlift.com) ] ]