Light Bulbs and Zodiac signs
How many members of your Sign does it take to change a light bulb?
Just one. You want to make something of it?
One, but just try to convince them that the burned-out
bulb is useless and should be thrown away.
Two, but the job never gets done-they just keep
discussing who is supposed to do it and how it's
supposed to be done!
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help
them through the grieving process.
Leos don't change light bulbs, although sometimes
their agent will get a Virgo in to do the job for them
while they are out.
Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.
Er, two. Or maybe one. No, on second thought, make
that two. Is that OK with you?
That information is strictly secret and shared only
with the Enlightened Ones in the Star Chamber of
the Ancient Hierarchical Order.
The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our
whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying
about a stupid burned-out light bulb?
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Well, you have to remember that everything is energy, so....
Light bulb? What light bulb?
[ Author Unknown -- from 'Joke du Jour' (JdJ@yahoogroups.com) ]
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