Politically Correct School Terms
No one fails a class anymore, he's merely "passing
You don't have detention, you're just one of the "exit
Your bedroom isn't cluttered, it's just "passage
These days, a student isn't lazy. He's "energetically
Your locker isn't overflowing with junk, it's just
Kids don't get grounded anymore. They merely hit
"social speed bumps."
Your homework isn't missing, its just having an
You're not sleeping in class, you're "rationing
You're not late, you just have a "rescheduled arrival
You're not having a bad hair day, you're suffering
from "rebellious follicle syndrome."
You don't have smelly gym socks, you have
"odor-retentive athletic footwear."
No one's tall anymore. He's "vertically enhanced."
You're not shy. You're "conversationally selective."
You don't talk a lot. You're just "abundantly verbal."
You weren't passing notes in class. You were
"participating in the discreet exchange of penned
You're not being sent to the principals office. You're
"going on a mandatory field trip to the administrative
It's not called gossip anymore. It's "the speedy
transmission of near-factual information."
The food at the school cafeteria isn't awful. It's
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