People laughing at humorous greeting card messages that are to bad to send.

You Won't See In Cards

  1. "Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife."

  2. "How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby?"

  3. "I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind."

  4. "Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What in the world was I thinking?"

  5. "As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy..."

  6. "Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again."

  7. "Someday I hope to get married, but not to you."

  8. "Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Lifelike!

  9. "When we were together, you always said you'd die for me. Now that we've broken up, I think it's time you kept your promise."

  10. "I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend. So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys."

  11. "We have been friends for a very long time, whatdaya say we call it quits."

  12. "You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often."
[ Author unknown - received from Chris Long at 'Laugh & Lift' ( ]

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